5 Finger Death Punch: Hard Core Rock or Anal Sodomy Dub Steppers
-Chuck D. Finley
-Chuck D. Finley
Five finger death punch. As a man of the 70′s and 80′s this makes me think of kung fu movies from my youth. A special death punch that a wily yellow squinty eyed Asian delivered to to the chest of his opponent. The loser of the battle steps back and realizes that the death blow has been delivered. He begins to quiver, then convulse, and then dies, just like the soul of a post coitus’ed anal dabbling homogay.
But the 5 finger death punch under discussion today is neither the death punch of a oriental or the butt punch of a gay. Today we are discussing a heavy metal band. 5FDP as they like to be known as, was formed in 2005 in the hot bed of sin known as Los Angeles, Ca. They have had two albums, “The Way of the Fist” released in 2007, and “War Is the Answer” released in 2009. Their next album “American Capitalist” will be released in October.
