The Track My Chick chip.
Two recent college graduates have just launched a program that will revolutionize the way you track your significant other.
Ron Biggs and Jeremy Johnson, both of Troy Michigan met at MIT where they were both grad students in engineering. They became fast friends and soon realized that like most men, they could not trust their women to not cheat. They soon invented Track My Chick.
Track My Chick is a subdermal GPS tracking unit, similar to the technology in your cellphone. The product comes in a kit with the tracking chip, a large syringe, tracking software and instructions.
You easily inject the tracking chip under the skin of the person to be tracked; this can be done while they are awake or asleep. Then the software can be installed on a computer, Smart Phone, or hand held tracking device, similar to what hunters use to hunt deer. The company also has a subscription service where they will alert you to whether your spouse (or anyone else you inject with the device) enters areas that you have deemed off limits.
Being a man I naturally wanted to see how the unit worked tracking my wife. I have been married to my lovely wife for 32 years now but I would like it to stay that way. When it comes to women one can never be too safe.
Screen shot of the software at work.
Having a good loving wife, she allowed me to implant her with the chip which is approximately 4 mm square. I am not familiar with the metric system, but I can tell you it isn’t that big. But you may have to wait until your spouse or significant other or even child is asleep. She said that the experience was nearly painless.
The next day as I set at my computer, she went out to pay the bills and do the shopping. I was very pleased with her progress until I noticed that she had gone to the shoe store. At first, I thought there is no problem with looking. But as she was there for longer than 5 minutes I decided enough was enough. This woman did not need yet another pair of shoes. I called her and told her it was time to get the groceries and come home.
The tracking software will even tell you how far and how fast the trackee has been going. This is useful for those of you that have a speed demon in the family. Your insurance agent will appreciate your efforts.
Over all I would have to say that I find the product very rewarding and at only $2,499 it is very affordable for any size family. Although if you have a very large family and decided to track all of the kids it could get pricey, for less financially secure families.
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