Faced with a Black or a Mormon, Some Conservatives Consider Cloning

Originally posted by Chuck D. Finley - on Jul 9th 2012 on dailybleach.com

This summer and fall Conservatives are faced with making a hard, nay nearly impossible choice, who to vote for. Typically conservatives vote Republican, but this year the republican is a Mormon.

Mormons are typically confused for Christians but are merely a cult. The other choice is to vote for a black man that has destroyed America. A black man that as President, first decided to besmirch the White House with a Basketball Court and then plotted to ruin the American Healthcare system, by raping it.

What kind of nation is this when these two are our only choice?

To further complicate issues there are some reports that Romney, besides being a Mormon is actually of Mexican Descent. If we elect him will we have roving bands of Hispanic-narco-terrorist cells in every town and city? But if we elect Obama again, we will have socialist-imperial drones flying overhead seeking and destroying law abiding citizen’s 44 ounce slurpies of Coke Cola, and Trans Fat Fried Chicken.

So forced with this dilemma many conservatives have turned to a third alternative. Conservative Scientists funded by the conservative think tank NEOCON4AMERIKA,  have embarked upon a mission to clone the great, 40th President, Ronald Reagan.

Scientists are cloning 40th President Ronald Reagan

Reagan is looked back upon as an almost mythical figure by conservatives. Many are older people who remember a better nation that was ruled by white men that feared and fought the Red Menace of Commies and socialists. These men did not bow down to Saudi princes or create socialist Orwellian health ministries. During Reagan we fought and won a cold war. Under Reagan every American had a job, a gun, and an American car.

Speaking of the 1980’s, I was just a kid then. Speaking of Reagan, and the 80’s, Reagan paved the way for cartoons to be put on TV that had awesome toy lines behind them. One of the greatest cartoons of that time was “G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero”. My favorite series in that cartoon was when the COBRA leaders decided to create their own leader by taking DNA from the world’s greatest leaders. This reminds me of that series.  So I say Arise, Ronald Reagan, Arise!!!

What is even more interesting is that these same groups are trying to get Reagan’s death certificate legally voided so that when the clone comes to full fruition the Reagan clone will legally be considered Reagan himself and not another entity. But liberal groups are moving to prevent this from happening. In which case it would take 36 years before the clone Reagan could become president.

We will keep you updated as this story develops.