There is a new soft core porn movie out there called Magic Mike. It is a movie that reveals a look into the secret world of male strippers, and revealing it is. So revealing it turns out that many American women are getting worked up and taking their sexual frustrations out on the unsuspecting public.
The movie came out just days ago and already there have been several incidents around the country. In Cincinnati, one man was mauled by women coming out of the movie while he was going in to watch the sci-fi movie Prometheus.
Magic Mike has turned these loose women wild
“I was just walking in and the first woman grabbed my butt. The other one started stroking my chest. Next thing I know one says ‘He looks like Dallas’ and all hell broke out. I was tackled and I don’t know what happened then. I just…feel kinda dirty.” said the unidentified victim.
Assault charges were pressed against three women. More were involved but managed to escape the crime scene before police were called.
An unrelated event also occurred in Atlanta.
Jerome Wilkins, had just entered the AMG Theatre in the Bankhead area to watch the new Tyler Perry movie “Madea’s Witness Protection”. As he turned to take his seat he slipped and fell into the railing, suffering a concussion.
Chevronique Adams, Wilkins girlfriend and witness to the incident stated, “I thought he slipped in some soda, and I was gonna sue that movie theatre for hurting my man. But it weren’t no soda.”
Authorities investigated and discovered the slippery substance was actually vaginal fluids.
“Them white girls was getting all excited up in here and was secreting every damn where. That’s just gross.” Explained Ms.Adams.
The theatre manager was reached for comment and added “This is a very unfortunate accident. This movie theatre does not show pornographic movies, this is not that kind of theatre. We are a family friendly business, and we are not responsible for the disgusting acts that our patrons perform upon their selves.”
He then directed all further questions to a corporate lawyer.
It is indeed unfortunate what some sick and twisted women are doing while watching this movie. We can only hope that stronger heads and morals prevail.
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