Sunday, May 7, 2017

5 Things In Guardian's of the Galaxy Vol 2 That Will Damage Your Child

This weekend the sequel to The Guardians of the Galaxy movie premiered. I was at the the theater watching The Case For Christ, and noticed the long lines for the Vol. 2 movie. I decided to watch the movie after my christian movie finished.

I noticed that a lot of parents were bringing their children into the movie and figured that the movie must be a good  American movie with strong christian morals, like Captain America. I could not have been more wrong. I should have paid more attention to Susan B Xenu's article last week on the the movie.

I could not believe that so many parents brought their young children to this movie. It is not a movie for children and will almost certainly damage them. Here are the top 5 ways that the movie is horrible for children.

Monday, April 17, 2017

ISIS Takes Responsibility For Atlanta Highway Attacks

Atlanta - Have you been watching the news? If you have then you have seen that the City of Atlanta has been under constant attack lately. Sure we have been told that it was homeless people setting fires under I85, but if jet fuel can't melt steel beams how can burning plastic melt concrete?

There have been countless attacks in the last month, masquerading as innocuous traffic problems. Other than the I85 collapse, there were foam tomahawks thrown all over I75, A rail road bridge set on fire, multiple 18 wheeler crashes leaving hazardous chemicals, then more too numerous to announce.

Finally today a portion of I20 just mysteriously buckled. It was first blamed on a gas leak, but there was absolutely no proof of a gas leak found.

It hasn't added up people!

Well it finally adds up today, as the Mideastern Islamist Terror group ISIS took responsibility for the countess attacks on our fair city over the last month.

ISIS spokesman Abil el Kameni Abdula, took to AlJazera today to take responsibility for the attacks:

"Stupid Americans, you think that crack heads burn down Interstate? NO! Is ISIS. You think gas leak buckle interstate? NO. Is ISIS. ISIS attack you at home. ISIS attack you in car. ISIS attack you everywhere. Death to America! Especially Atlanta! We hate Atlanta!"

There has been no response yet from Atlanta's Mayor Kassim Reed, but President Trump took a moment from his busy schedule today to make a quick statement:

"These Muslims think that they can come here with their sleeper cells or what ever and attack us? No. Not on my watch. Twenty years ago our great nation made a bunch of bombs, the greatest bombs ever made. The Mothers Of All Bombs. They're great, just great. Let me tell you.

They were made with a 20 year shelf life and they're coming up on the throw away date. Do you think I am going to throw away a bunch of 20,000 pound bombs? No way. I didn't become Donald Trump by throwing away such resources, and these are great ones.

I'm gonna bomb them. I am gonna bomb them hard. Hard and long. I'm gonna beat them like I beat Hillary. I'm gonna bomb them back to the stone age."

The question begs to be answered, has the mayors office or even state government known about the truth behind these attacks? Or were they too stupid to realize that it just doesn't add up. One attack after another, every week. relentlessly.

Atlanta is no stranger to terrorist attacks, She saw bomb attacks during the Olympics in 1996. The great city recovered from that and she will most definitely recover from these thuggish attacks by outsiders.

Wednesday, March 16, 2016

Employed Women Are Destroying America

So I was thinking, about when women didn't work.

Maybe we should bring that back? If we stopped single women from getting WIC or Food stamps etc they would have to find a man to buy them things. Like food, and medicine, and shoes, and all of those stupid women's magazines that they don't really need, etc. If women depended on men again there would not be this epidemic of singleness anymore... its a thing, look it up. No, just take my word for it. I'm a man.

So men would get married, they'd have jobs, better jobs, since companies wouldn't have to give the good jobs to women just to keep the lawyers at bay. They would get more done at their jobs since there are no T&A there to distract them. The world would just RUN more wonderfully. Plus there would be less traffic because the women are at home doing what they do best. Making sandwiches, cleaning house, and planning to pleasure their hard working men. Plus with women off the roads traffic would be just amazing, because they are the worst drivers! Just the absolute WORST!

Friday, January 17, 2014

My Photos from Brother Bruce’s Memorial Day BBQ

Bruce BBQ
MAY 29, 2012I haven’t been on Christwire for very long and I haven’t written that many articles so I was honored when Bruce Danus asked me to his annual Memorial Day Cook out. I was even more honored when Susan asked if I wanted to accompany her on her First class flight. Being a Minister at a growing Atlanta church, I am not as well to do as most Christwire authors.

Although I was truly in awe I managed to snap a few pictures from the party. Thank goodness for that digital camera that my wife bought me at christmas and my son showing me how to use it. Even more interesting was the after party at one of Bruces night clubs. I am not used to such ostentatious displays but all had fun, although I will pray for the souls of the girls that work at his club.

(MADONNA) 53 yr Old Woman Exposes Her Sin Sacks To Turkish Audience

madonna turkeyJUNE 11, 2012Madonna the 53-year-old pop star whorelot was performing her rancid song “Human Nature” in Istanbul, Turkey, Saturday when she started taking off her clothes.

The aging porn fiend first took off her shirt, and then surprised the Islamic crowds when she then showed her black bra, showing the crowd a peak of her lapsing once fertile sins sacks. She then shocked the crowd further by pealing it back revealing her erect nipple to the audience. She then turned around to show the crowd that she had “No Fear” written on her back like a 12 year old emosexual. 

Saturday, December 21, 2013

Youtube Brony Lovers Dramatic Reading of My Article

When I originally posted my article The My Little Pony Abomination: What Is a Bronie and Why They Make God Cry on christwire, it brought me many new fans. One of these was MicTheMicrophoneZero a brony on Youtube. He loves My Little Pony and all of his videos are about that horrible sin. 

Anyway we seemed to get to him as he did a "Dramatic Reading" of two articles. The second one being mine, which starts at 1:46. Give it a view and let me know what you think.

The My Little Pony Abomination: What Is a Bronie and Why They Make God Cry

Much has been written about My Little Pony and the evils that it has unleashed on Man kind. Most notably it turns men into pink wearing butt slapping sodomites. But who would want to turn normal, average, every day men into anus craving abominations?
It isn’t enough for those sexual deviant abominations to run around wagging their filthy sin sticks like dogs in heat, they have to have us accept who they are and what they do. They want us to accept them as normal and to give them the same rights as you and me. I tell you if they can’t get it then they are willing to do what it takes to turn the rest of us into ungodly freaks just like them!
That’s right. Now the Gay Agenda is taking it a step further. They have to turn normal God fearing men into butt clenching, hip thrusting sodomites. And WE Men are just the first step. They wont stop until all Men, Women, children, and even animals want to butt bang fornicate. Trust me America, they will probably even try to figure out how to make plants gay. Are you sick yet? I know I am.
But what is SO disgusting, sickening and so insidious is that this time they are using a cartoon to do it. Cartoons are supposed to be the domain of wholesome godly entertainment for children. A safe respite from the storm of sin outside the walls of the christian home. But they are using this against us. Cartoons are supposed to teach Boys to be Men and girls to be women.