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Monday, April 17, 2017

ISIS Takes Responsibility For Atlanta Highway Attacks

Atlanta - Have you been watching the news? If you have then you have seen that the City of Atlanta has been under constant attack lately. Sure we have been told that it was homeless people setting fires under I85, but if jet fuel can't melt steel beams how can burning plastic melt concrete?

There have been countless attacks in the last month, masquerading as innocuous traffic problems. Other than the I85 collapse, there were foam tomahawks thrown all over I75, A rail road bridge set on fire, multiple 18 wheeler crashes leaving hazardous chemicals, then more too numerous to announce.

Finally today a portion of I20 just mysteriously buckled. It was first blamed on a gas leak, but there was absolutely no proof of a gas leak found.

It hasn't added up people!

Well it finally adds up today, as the Mideastern Islamist Terror group ISIS took responsibility for the countess attacks on our fair city over the last month.

ISIS spokesman Abil el Kameni Abdula, took to AlJazera today to take responsibility for the attacks:

"Stupid Americans, you think that crack heads burn down Interstate? NO! Is ISIS. You think gas leak buckle interstate? NO. Is ISIS. ISIS attack you at home. ISIS attack you in car. ISIS attack you everywhere. Death to America! Especially Atlanta! We hate Atlanta!"

There has been no response yet from Atlanta's Mayor Kassim Reed, but President Trump took a moment from his busy schedule today to make a quick statement:



"These Muslims think that they can come here with their sleeper cells or what ever and attack us? No. Not on my watch. Twenty years ago our great nation made a bunch of bombs, the greatest bombs ever made. The Mothers Of All Bombs. They're great, just great. Let me tell you.


They were made with a 20 year shelf life and they're coming up on the throw away date. Do you think I am going to throw away a bunch of 20,000 pound bombs? No way. I didn't become Donald Trump by throwing away such resources, and these are great ones.

I'm gonna bomb them. I am gonna bomb them hard. Hard and long. I'm gonna beat them like I beat Hillary. I'm gonna bomb them back to the stone age."

The question begs to be answered, has the mayors office or even state government known about the truth behind these attacks? Or were they too stupid to realize that it just doesn't add up. One attack after another, every week. relentlessly.

Atlanta is no stranger to terrorist attacks, She saw bomb attacks during the Olympics in 1996. The great city recovered from that and she will most definitely recover from these thuggish attacks by outsiders.